so I’m not the only one that ships Juri/Rika, right?
The fact that there is enough people writing “Kaiju erotica” that I didn’t need to repeat a single author to make this set is quite scary.
Okay, I’m just gonna say that “Losing Her Kaiju Virginity” makes me think that this woman’s virginity is rampaging through Tokyo knocking over buildings and screeching in rage.
Which…is sorta what I felt like as a teenager, I grant you, but mine never took down any power plants.
Baron Samedi by Connie Munoz
Baron Samedi spends most of his time in the invisible realm of voodoo spirits. He is notorious for his outrageous behavior, swearing continuously and making filthy jokes to the other spirits. He is married to another powerful spirit known as Maman Brigitte, but often chases after mortal women. He loves smoking and drinking and is rarely seen without a cigar in his mouth or a glass of rum in his bony fingers. Baron Samedi can usually be found at the crossroad between the worlds of the living and the dead. When someone dies, he digs their grave and greets their soul after they have been buried, leading them to the underworld.
my major problem with Frozen is that it is a perfectly passable and average and safe Disney movie and people keep trying to prove that it is amazing and daring and challenging and in doing so keep churning out bombs of secondhand embarrassment like “look there’s some not-white people in the background, we’ve come so far since the 1950s” and “Anna isn’t your typical perfect Disney beauty, she has freckles and eyebrows that are .5% thicker than Rapunzel’s”
Oh, when a crime breaks out,
all the cute girls shout,
get the good-looking guy.
When there’s a crime out there,
he’s gonna comb his hair,
'cause he's the good-looking guy.
Book em’ good lookin’.